I had the day off college today as my ankle was very swollen and extremely painful to walk on. As a special treat, I rented Top Gun from the paper shop. It was, ‘OK I suppose, but nowt special.’ As another special treat I indulged in a spot of rampant delusion by stating my hope, my fervent desire, that I would go in to college tomorrow, and promising myself that I would do lots of homework if I didn’t. Have you been paying attention children? Can you guess the results of these various predictions… read on tomorrow to find out.