I wrote my diary entry for today at 11.16pm. England and India drew the third test match – both scored 390 all out in the first innings and India scored 174-5 in reply to England’s 235 all out in the second innings. In a somewhat strange admission (well it certainly looks like it now), I noted that ”Allo ‘Allo was brilliant’, adding, ‘as usual’. What? It was quite a nice day and in a startling revelation, my mum had bought me some trousers, but they didn’t fit. Well, well, well!