Oh ho ho what joy. Yep, you guessed it, the 1980’s are in full swing, so Man Utd are s**t and boy did they prove it today as Geoff Pike’s header from the edge of the box sets up West Ham for a famous 2-0 victory in their fifth round replay at Old Trafford. Ray Stewart scored a penalty (although ‘scored’ doesn’t do justice to what he did to a ball in taking a penalty) to make it 2-0 and apparently Utd were later denied a stick on penalty of their own. That’s what you get for having a clown like Fat Ron as manager.
This paper boy collected the princely sum of £100.25 on his round and managed to do some French and Geography homework.