Here’s a thought for you.  I think that I was Jim Royle before he was.  Here’s why, first entry… ‘Back to school – not so bad eh?  Not so bad – my a**e!’

I did my French speech, which I didn’t know very well, and considering that exam was only next week that’s a bit silly by me really.  In the evening, I watched Now, Something Else, starring Jeremy Hardy and Sarah Crowe (the first bride in Four Weddings) and written by Rory Bremner and Ian Brown.  I also watched the Joan Rivers show, Can We Talk? One of the programmes was ‘brill’ the other wasn’t.  You decide, I can’t remember.